Saturday, October 18, 2008

♫Shave & a haircut...6 pence♪


You know those kidism's that we all hear horror stories about? The crayon on the wall, the poop smearing, the dirt eating, etc. Well today one my not so fave kidism's came true, the one that I thought we wouldn't have an issue with. My kids love the draw on the walls thing, but never did I think they would want to play beauty salon. Oh yes that's right....the scissors have been compromised. lol.
Today while I left to buy some pineapple for the ward luau the games begun. Kurt put the kids down for a "nap" and he tried to get some of his business calls done. Little did he know the kids weren't tired after all, they had bigger fish to fry. He heard some noise coming from upstairs so he went to go scope it out. There stood the 2 little culprits smiling up at him with scissors gleaming in Emmitts little hand, and a "reverse mohawk" on Alainas once pretty golden locks. He couldn't have chopped a hidden part of the head like normal little kids do, he went straight for the gold. If you're going to do it...you better do it right! Oh my goodness. Beautiful golden little strands of evidence lay on the floor of my bathroom. Trust me this pic doesn't do the horror justice. Uh OHHHHH.....Moms home. The garage door opens and Kurt comes out to tell me about the little mishap. By the look on his face and the tone of his voice I can tell this is not going to be a pretty picture. He didn't tell me the location of the chop so I hoped for a miracle. I headed upstairs and their was little Alaina sneaking out of her room (she's still supposed to be napping btw). I couldn't do anything but stand there in shock as I stared at the spikey bits of hair in a row front and center on her little noggin.
In closing I would just like to say Emmitt charges ten bucks a pop for his signature look.☺ Emmitt decided he needed a tiny trim to...he's trying to bring the bald spot look back. Oh the joys of motherhood.
The following video is for those who don't know the "reverse mohawk" story:

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh my word! at least while blogging it you had a sense of humor... I would still be bitter...

maybe some big bow headbands will cover it :)

Mele said...

Oh man! That's going to take some time to grow out! At least she has a pretty little face. Put a hat on her and you're good to go ;)

Anonymous said...

OH and Jake says: " you don't mess with the ZOHAN!"

Sarager Family said...

Awesome That looks great. I totally have xtra tutus so I am going to send you one. Love ya xoxo

Amanda said...

Oh no!! Poor Alaina's hair!! At least she is at the age where she probably doesn't care. I know I did this to myself and my sister when I was little, so if what they say about your kids being like you... looks like I'm in for it.

Chelsea said...

Maybe doing ponytails on top of the head with a gigantic neon scrunchy will hide it. Nothing like bringing back the 80's.

Jayme said...

Don't ya just LOVE it?? You do her hair good so you can't tell.

Ashley said...

Somehow, I didn't read this before!!! Oh my goodness... Cute kids...right?!!! I guess I should get the 2 pair of scissors out of madi's reach that I can see right in front of me just in case...right? Geez. love them! Oh, and I love seeing all the different uses for the (i can't remember the special name) things that luke gave us!!!